Hank was out for an ordinary evening walk with his human, when everything came to a screeching halt. The cute canine saw something staring at him from the other side of the road, shaking him to his very core. It was a sight so horrific that the little guy cowered in fear, refusing to budge an inch. What Hank found leering at him is something so unbelievable that you need to see it to believe it.
(source Drew Dwyer)
To be fair to Hank, I”ve never seen traffic cones with feet before, either. Yet as an old legend has it, the cones never sleep. They never forget. They are always watching, waiting for the right time to pounce!