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These Guys Wanted To Be Gangsta SO Bad…But Failed Completely. Ouch.

If you know anyone who is a real gangster, they have some pretty intimidating qualities. Usually, they have a gun of some sort, a lot of money, and they inflict fear upon regular folks like you and I. That is why so many people try to imitate their lifestyle.

Unfortunately, we all can spot a fake gangster…because there are some obvious telltale signs.

You can”t have those shower curtains.

You can

You can”t be Team Edward.

You can

You can”t have fake guns.

You can

You have to lift more.

You have to lift more.

You can”t wear socks and sandals.

You can

You need more money than that.

You need more money than that.

You can”t be a Mickey Mouse fan.

You can

You can”t look anything like this.

You can

You can”t ride a pink scooter.

You can

You can”t do whatever this guy is doing.

You can

You can”t be in a dining room.

You can

You can”t have glamor of other dudes.

You can

You can”t look like you just got pantsed.

You can

You need to wear underwear. Thank goodness they are wearing underwear.

You need to wear underwear. Thank goodness they are wearing underwear.

You can”t be a Belieber.

You can

You can”t have tiny legs.

You can

You can”t love Twilight.

You can

You can”t look like a Spongebob character.

You can

You need to update your technology.

You need to update your technology.

You need to have a simple haircut.

You need to have a simple haircut.

(via EbaumsWorld)

Let”s be real. Regardless of whether or not Spongebob is in your room, if you have a gun pointed at me, that”s pretty intimidating. However, if you remove the Twilight and Mickey Mouse gear from your place, I guarantee that I will be significantly more frightened.