I won”t lie to you, I”m totally a dog person. They”re lovable and sweet, and you always know when they”ve done something wrong. I could even be a cat person, too. They”ll pretty much operate on autopilot, and when was the last time you didn”t see them do something CUTE instead of bad?
But birds…well, after seeing what they”re capable of here, there”s NO chance I”ll be getting one anytime. Not unless I”m prepared to live with a sociopath! (Albeit a totally adorable sociopath.)
1. Ralph will wreck you for this!
4. Someone really doesn”t like pets.
5. Our favorite beer spokesman would be proud.
6. I still don”t get modern art.
7. I can play games, too, my friend.
10. Sleeping pills are my friend.
12. That”s remarkable self-discipline.
14. Well she”s not coming back.
16. The face of evil, ladies and gentlemen.
17. Seriously, hardcore sad face.
18. At least YOU”RE happy.
19. And type quotes, apparently.
20. Well everyone has a hobby.
22. Always with the keyboards…
That solve sit. Dogs are better than cats, and cats are better than birds. Because from serial killers to remote destroyers, these feisty pets believe in revenge! Watch out!