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These 34 Pets Are Really Paying For All Of Their St. Pawtrick’s Day Partying

St. Patrick”s Day is notorious for inciting extra-rowdy behavior. Between the raucous parades, daytime drinking, and the wacky green attire (that after a few shots of Jameson, feels more like a suit of invincibility), it”s not a holiday for the weak of heart or spirit.

The next day, however, isn”t nearly as fun. These animals can all testify to the truth about St. Paddy”s. We can – and should – all take a pointer or two from these cuties.

1. These guys are pretty confident in their ability to party on St. Paddy”s.

These guys are pretty confident in their ability to party on St. Paddy

2. These two believe they have the luck of the Irish on their side.

These two believe they have the luck of the Irish on their side.

3. But no matter how much thought you put into your festive outfit…

But no matter how much thought you put into your festive outfit...

4. Things can take a worrisome turn.

Things can take a worrisome turn.

5. People (or cats) can come out of nowhere during those crazy parades!

People (or cats) can come out of nowhere during those crazy parades!

6. Above all, you can”t really consider yourself Irish unless you have at least one Guinness on St. Patrick”s Day.

Above all, you can

7. …And a shot of Jameson.

...And a shot of Jameson.

8. Go back to the store and get some Bailey”s to mix with your coffee.

Go back to the store and get some Bailey

9. I don”t see any Irish Cream…

I don

10. This guy isn”t willing to wait all day to get the festivities started.

This guy isn

11. Are you sure you”re old enough to be in this bar?

Are you <em>sure</em> you

12. Is this what Black Irish is?

Is this what Black Irish is?

13. “I”ll take all of this to go.”

"I

14. You”re on public transit, pup, keep it together.

You

15. She isn”t sure how she wound up in this public bathroom.

She isn

16. “Green beer is the best beer.”

17. Sean, you can”t even put your hoodie on right.

Sean, you can

You”re cut off.

18. “I thought the hat looked cute…but everyone kept making fun of me.”

Don”t let anyone get you down, we think it”s adorable!

19. An Irish Setter drinking Guinness.

An Irish Setter drinking Guinness.

Perfection.

20. There”s always that one guy who keeps it together.

There

21. “Maybe once everyone is drunk, they won”t notice I”m not a dog…”

"Maybe once everyone is drunk, they won

22. This guy”s favorite drunk food is corned beef and cabbage…

This guy

Hold the corned beef.

23. These little guys should play with Notre Dame”s Fighting Irish team.

These little guys should play with Notre Dame

24. I”m gonna be honest, I thought they”d be more interested in the beef component of this Irish meal.

I

But after a few cold ones, anything looks good.

25. Oh, pup. Tomorrow is going to be hard.

Oh, pup. Tomorrow is going to be hard.

26. “Please, someone fix my shades so I don”t have to deal with this thing called sunshine.”

"Please, someone fix my shades so I don

27. Oh man, I wonder if he”ll remember what he”s wearing when he wakes up.

Oh man, I wonder if he

28. He borrowed the sunglasses and hat from a cute pomeranian.

He borrowed the sunglasses and hat from a cute pomeranian.

29. A hangover is better when you”re all together.

A hangover is better when you

30. I know this feeling all too well.

I know this feeling all too well.

31. I guess wherever you land…

I guess wherever you land...

That”s where you sleep.

32. “Could you actually get me a straw, too? Thaaaaaaanks.”

33. Oof, maybe that 1/4 Irish heritage wasn”t enough to hold down those five catnip-Guinness cocktails…

Oof, maybe that 1/4 Irish heritage wasn

34. “I drank ALL OF THAT?!”

Go big or go home, is what I always say. These guys certainly lived up to the high standards we all set for St. Patrick”s Day every year. We”re just glad everyone had fun. Now get some coffee, chug some water, and have an Advil. You can forget about changing out of those silly green outfits, though. That would take way too much effort. Plus, those green hats only get so much wear-time, might as well milk it!