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These 21 Hilarious Animals Are In The Middle Of Deep (And Hilarious) Thoughts

It”s 2 p.m, it”s a grey day outside, and the room is quiet. The wheels of your mind begin to turn and churn up some deep, sweet, buttery thoughts. Well, at least they seem sweet and buttery in the moment…only the test of time will prove their permanence in history.

These very intellectual animals have all just stumbled upon some of those serious discoveries.

1. “I”ve stolen pens from the bank. Technically I”ve robbed a bank.”

"I

2. “Why can”t anyone eat gluten anymore?”

"Why can

“Is it because we”ve had too many biscuits?”

3. “I have never confused Digiorno pizza with delivery”

4. “Birthdays are great…but having too many can kill you.”

5. “All microwaves should have a mute button.”

6. “In this solar system, all problems on Earth are third-world problems.”

7. “Why is a pizza box square when a pizza is round?”

8. “What is dating besides meeting strangers and hoping they don”t murder you?”

"What is dating besides meeting strangers and hoping they don

9. “No one knows what a mirror actually looks like…”

10. “Every time I visit a new website, I”m literally making history.”

"Every time I visit a new website, I

11. “Was there ever a moment when someone was told to “cheer up” and it actually worked?”

"Was there ever a moment when someone was told to

12. “Since we”re all made of stardust, why don”t we glow in the dark?”

"Since we

13. “What if shows like The Walking Dead are made because the government knows something we don”t and is trying to warn us?”

"What if shows like <em>The Walking Dead </em>are made because the government knows something we don

14. “A pre-heated oven should be cold, not warm.”

15. “Shirt collars are like tiny little capes.”

16. “Always put your best foot forward…unless you have weird feet. Then you should probably just live in your mother”s house forever.”

"Always put your best foot forward...unless you have weird feet. Then you should probably just live in your mother

17. “Being “up for whatever” and “down for whatever” mean the same thing.”

"Being

18. “Home is probably where your house is.”

19. “Shouldn”t cowboys really be called horseboys?”

"Shouldn

20. “Sirens in music always give me a heart attack. What else am I supposed to do besides swerve through three lanes of traffic to get to the curb?”

21. “Nature is beautiful. Nature is pure. Nature is my toilet.”

Wow, I feel like a new person. So much light has been shed on so many important topics of this day and age. I wish I were half as deep as these cuties are.