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These 15 Wedding Dresses Are The Most Bizarre Things To Ever Grace An Aisle

If there is one thing you should definitely avoid at a wedding, it”s upstaging the bride on her special day. The worst thing you can possibly do at a wedding is wear the same color or a prettier dress than the woman of the hour. Yet when it comes to these brides, it doesn”t matter what the other guests are wearing. If you think about it, no one could come close to stealing attention away from them because of their outlandish wedding dresses.

Below are 15 of the craziest wedding dresses ever designed. People actually wore these during a wedding in some cases.

1. Do you take this tampon for your lawfully wedded wife?

Do you take this tampon for your lawfully wedded wife?

2. It”s a modest and chaste bride who wears pearls.

It

3. Oh, look. Octomom got married again.

Oh, look. Octomom got married again.

4. She was on cloud nine during the wedding.

She was on cloud nine during the wedding.

5. Hello Kitty, goodbye style.

Hello Kitty, goodbye style.

6. No bride wants to look like a balloon in her dress. Except this one.

No bride wants to look like a balloon in her dress. Except this one.

7. Going for that Queen Elizabeth I look.

Going for that Queen Elizabeth I look.

8. Plastic bottle cap dress, for the environmentally conscious bride.

Plastic bottle cap dress, for the environmentally conscious bride.

9. Styrofoam bride brings her own dishes for the guests.

Styrofoam bride brings her own dishes for the guests.

10. I wonder what kind of sexy undergarments these two have under their modest dresses.

I wonder what kind of sexy undergarments these two have under their modest dresses.

11. Wedding dresses and wedding cakes are expensive. So why not combine the two and save money!

Wedding dresses and wedding cakes are expensive. So why not combine the two and save money!

12. The condom dress, because safety is important.

The condom dress, because safety is important.

13. This way, everyone knows she”s pregnant at the wedding.

This way, everyone knows she

14. Hungry? Then dig into the bride.

Hungry? Then dig into the bride.

15. Compared to some of these other dresses, no dress at all is the safest bet.

Compared to some of these other dresses, no dress at all is the safest bet.

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I bet the next wedding I go to will seem a bit boring after seeing these dresses. Unless, of course, I”m the only one who actually wears something to the wedding.