If you haven”t gotten used to being lied to, then you must be fooling yourself. The world is full of liars, and I think it”s about time we all take a stand for what”s good and truthful in this world. Sure, little white lies are fine and they don”t hurt anybody, but big, soul-crushing lies are basically a crime against humanity. We need to take a stand and rebel against the lying liars of the world, and there”s no better place to start with than these 15 total phonies. They lie so much that they probably don”t even know it.
1. I see the seeds right there!
4. Even if this were true, would you want it to be?
5. You just can”t leave after those hours.
6. Unlimited, eh? Heard that one before.
8. I can count! There are THREE candles!
9. That doesn”t exist! If it did, it definitely wouldn”t be served in a can like that.
10. …BUT THERE ARE THREE MEN!
11. Use your product on yourself, truck.
12. That would be an awful surprise.
13. You scumbags. Get it? Scum…bags? It”s a bag of chips.
15. This is so disappointing.
These liars need to be reprimanded for their dubious actions. Where is Wonder Woman when you need her? We all need to borrow her Lasso of Truth and squeeze it out of these products. Only then will we be able to right their horrible wrongs!