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The Perfect Crime: Man Steals A Cow By Getting It Into His Hatchback Car.

I”ve seen some crazy security camera footage in my time, but none quite as crazy as this. Seriously.

One moment a cow is sniffing around outside a house, looking for some tasty grass, then the next a man steps out of a hatchback car and with the help of a friend actually starts to push the cow into the back seat. The determined thief successfully lifted it from which ever poor farmer though it was a good idea to let ol” Betsy roam around the neighborhood.

Just in case you forgot: cows are big. I can”t imagine how they were able to fit this into a back seat!

(Source: Arslan Noxchi)

That was like the perfect crime, right out of Oceans 11…well, Oxens 12: Ground Beef.