The Dial-Up Internet Tone Slowed Down By 700% Is Absolutely Terrifying

Younger Internet users don’t know how good they have it in 2016.

They’ll never know the slow, painful experience that is a dial-up connection. Aside from the excruciating sluggishness of it, there was also the horrible screeching when you finally connected to the Internet. It was terrible.

So what noise could possibly be worse than the dial-up sound? How about the dial-up sound slowed down by 700%? It’s literally 700% creepier…


Well, that will be the new soundtrack to my nightmares. Holy crap, that’s terrifying. I’m so happy for high-speed Internet.