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Here Are The Most Absurdly Hilarious Moments In Closed Captioned History. #6… WHAT? LOL!

Remember that time you sat on the TV remote and accidentally turned on the closed captioning for you favorite show? Yeah me too, and it took an hour to figure out how to turn them back off. While they”re annoying to some people closed captioning does serve a purpose for the hard of hearing. Sometimes though…well they can be a little off from the actual dialogue. The result? Hilarity ensues. Here are 38 of the most absurd moments in closed captioned history.

1.) Only Leslie Knope can pull that off.

1.) Only Leslie Knope can pull that off.

2.) Maybe its better than quietly implied cannibalism?

2.) Maybe its better than quietly implied cannibalism?

3.) It really does set the mood of this scene, I think…

3.) It really does set the mood of this scene, I think...

4.) I didn”t even know you could do that.

4.) I didn

5.) Well now I”m terrified.

5.) Well now I

6.) Umm what?! I”d love to know what that actually sounds like.

6.) Umm what?! I

7.) Thats a pretty universal sound.

7.) Thats a pretty universal sound.

8. Muhahahahaha!

8. Muhahahahaha!

9.) It give this scene some depth I suppose.

9.) It give this scene some depth I suppose.

10.) I hate it when the captions give away the answer.

10.) I hate it when the captions give away the answer.

11.) Perfect. Now I know exactly whats going on.

11.) Perfect. Now I know exactly whats going on.

12.) Party hard, sleep hard.

12.) Party hard, sleep hard.

13.) Its a very distinctive kind of snoring.

13.) Its a very distinctive kind of snoring.

14.) I too enjoy cats.

14.) I too enjoy cats.

15.) Umm, phrasing?

15.) Umm, phrasing?

16. Its nacho night, Im busy.

16. Its nacho night, Im busy.

17.) Something about her eyes, they chill my soul.

17.) Something about her eyes, they chill my soul.

18.) Im still having trouble following.

18.) Im still having trouble following.

19). Well they do look pretty evil.

19). Well they do look pretty evil.

20.) So much emotion.

20.) So much emotion.

21.) Its really the only proper way to fix a bowtie.

21.) Its really the only proper way to fix a bowtie.

22.) So Scooby Doo meets James Brown?

22.) So Scooby Doo meets James Brown?

23. Latins a dead language anyway.

23. Latins a dead language anyway.

24.) Whoa, ok now thats too intense.

24.) Whoa, ok now thats too intense.

25.) A2+ B2 = Sadness.

25.) A2+ B2 = Sadness.

26.) Nothing like a fathers contempt.

26.) Nothing like a fathers contempt.

27.) Has his moustache taken on a life of its own?

27.) Has his moustache taken on a life of its own?

28.) And here I thought she was just enjoying the stars.

28.) And here I thought she was just enjoying the stars.

29). Or as it”s not known, dubstep.

29). Or as it

30. But he looks so happy.

30. But he looks so happy.

31.) I wish I knew the context for this one.

31.) I wish I knew the context for this one.

32.) The term sissy is very subjective here.

32.) The term sissy is very subjective here.

33.) So whos idea was it to karaoke?

33.) So whos idea was it to karaoke?

34. This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

34. This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

35.) Shouldn”t they have someone translating for the tennis ball?

35.) Shouldn

36.) As if there is any other kind of thrash metal.

36.) As if there is any other kind of thrash metal.

37.) Just perfect.

37.) Just perfect.

38.) I think those ships need a tune up.

38.) I think those ships need a tune up.

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