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Don’t Buy These 30 Knockoff Toys…Unless You Want To Disappoint Your Child

Buying toys for little kids can be very tricky. One thing you absolutely need to make sure you get right is the difference between an officially licensed product and its cheap knockoff. Otherwise, you”ll end up with toys like these in your hands, and no one in the world wants that. They”re cheap and terrible knockoffs of the real thing, sure to make any child cry for hours.

1. These two don”t go together at all.

These two don

2. Toy Special 3?! I must have missed the first 2.

Toy Special 3?! I must have missed the first 2.

3. Yes, but which one?

Yes, but which one?

4. Oh no, Yoko messed something else up.

Oh no, Yoko messed something else up.

5. What is this weird hybrid?

What is this weird hybrid?

6. The most illegitimate gaming system ever.

The most illegitimate gaming system ever.

7. This has it all. Sonic, Harry Potter, and Obama.

This has it all. Sonic, Harry Potter, and Obama.

8. These two cartoons couldn”t be more different.

These two cartoons couldn

9. Demon Donkey is a far cry from My Little Pony.

Demon Donkey is a far cry from My Little Pony.

10. None of these people are in The Avengers.

None of these people are in <em>The Avengers</em>.

11. Hey there, Big Fella.

Hey there, Big Fella.

12. DON”T GIVE YOUR KIDS PCP!!!

DON

13. He is quite wonderful, but why is Snow White there?

He is quite wonderful, but why is Snow White there?

14. No mustache Mario freaks me out.

No mustache Mario freaks me out.

15. Two completely different franchises transforming into one.

Two completely different franchises transforming into one.

16. Hey look, it”s Robert Cop.

Hey look, it

17. Phoebe. Really?

Phoebe. Really?

18. That is not Batman at all.

That is not Batman at all.

19. Pikaboy? I barely know him!

Pikaboy? I barely know him!

20. I miss the old turtles.

I miss the old turtles.

21. Who can forget the “Sense of Right Alliance”?

Who can forget the

22. Is this part being played by James Spader?

Is this part being played by James Spader?

23. He certainly is special.

He certainly is special.

24. Bow down before your king.

Bow down before your king.

25. This candy might be poisonous.

This candy might be poisonous.

26. Get it? He”s a space cowboy.

Get it? He

27. Well, I”m glad he is amicable.

Well, I

28. I don”t even know what to make of this.

I don

29. Uh oh, Pikachu went to Jamaica.

Uh oh, Pikachu went to Jamaica.

30. He has the power of power!

He has the power of power!

(via
knockoffbootlegs)

Those sure were some doozies. How can people even justify selling these items? Oh right, they are heartless. They”ll do anything to make a buck, and I guess they”ve been making enough bucks to continue selling these toys.

But Power Man? Really!?