Sure, some turtles are cute, but can a reptile really compete on a cuteness level with cats and dogs? Can they be too teeny tiny that your heart actually swells?
The answer is a definitive YES. Don”t believe me? Okay…you brought this upon yourself!
2. Nothing has ever been more perfect.
3. “I WILL EAT ALL OF IT.”
4. “You want a fight, big guy?”
5. We just told him a turtle joke.
6. He doesn”t like to be manhandled.
7. Look out for this one! He may be adorable now, but someday he”ll be a giant snapping turtle.
8. You, my tiny albino friend, are going to need a tiny tube of sunscreen.
9. “I believe I can flyyy.”
11. Sorry, I think my heart just stopped for a second.
12. …And now my heart exploded.
13. That current is no match for your little flippers!
14. Don”t play coy with me!
15. Tiny turtles take over a soup bowl.
16. Turtles and seals snuggle? Why was I not notified about this?!
17. “I LOVE THE SUNSHINE.”
18. I could stare into your green eyes for hours.
19. “I got this. That banana is mine!”
20. Now, this is more manageable.
22. “The gang”s all here!”
23. “I”m on top of the world!”
24. He bit off more than he could chew.
26. Don”t hide from me! I just want to love you!
27. “Look, ma”, I”m FLYING!”
28. Can I get you a bib, maybe?
29. “Oh yeahhhh, right there.”
30. “Haha! I put the lettuce on my head! Instead of in my mouth! D”YOU GET IT?!”
I have no words, except for this:
Yep, that”s definitely me right now. TOO MUCH CUTE.